Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or its characters. They belong to Sunrise.
Come and Get Me!
Announcer: And now a lost scene from Cartoon Network's hit anime show: Gundam Wing...
[Relena is standing on a cliff.]
Relena: *shrilly* HE~ERO! Come out and kill me!
[Heero jumps out in front of her, with his fake gun in hand.]
Heero: I will destroy you.
[He points the gun in her face.]
Relena: *coyly* Is that a gun in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
[Heero looks down at the large bump between his legs.]
[Pulls out a gun out from the shorts and drops it on the ground.]
Heero: I was gonna use it to kill you.
Relena: Oh. It's still there.
[He pulls out another gun.]
Heero: I forgot about the machine gun! Thanks for reminding me. *drops that one on the ground*
Relena: You're welcome. The bump is still there. *points*
[Heero pulls out a pipe bomb.]
Heero: I was gonna use this on one of your press conferences. No offense.
[He tosses it aside, and an explosion came from where it landed.]
Relena: None taken. Still there.
[Heero pulls our a sniper rifle and throws it at his feet.]
Heero: I was gonna use it for your next speech.
Relena: I'll be looking forward to it! *sing-song like* I can still see it!
[Heero pulls out a chain of bullets and drops it on top of the guns.]
Heero: Can never be too careful. Just in case I miss, or I need to take out the witnesses, or something like that.
Relena: Thanks for telling me. I can still see it.
[Heero reaches into the shorts and feels around. He then pulls out a rocket launcher.]
Heero: This is for desperate measures. *drops it onto the pile*
Two hours later...
Relena: *shrieks* Why won't it go away?!
[Heero pulls out one more tiny firearm. He tosses it on top of the large pile of weapons and firearms.]
Heero: That's the last of it.
Relena: All that's left is a little bump. And that's the last of everything. So...
[Heero quickly sticks his hands between his legs in embarrassment.]
Heero: I will destroy you!
[He, awkwardly, walks away, with his hands still covering his crotch.]